| Cell_Mates Sells hanging cubicle accessories made of fabric. |
| CheapNovelty Sells electronic novelties such as Luminglas, plasma balls, strobe lights, and black lights. |
| Dixies Offering a variety of magic tricks, pranks and other novelty items. |
| Eternity_Sky Offers a large assortment of stickers, patches, and tie-dye t-shirts. Themes include animals, insects and aquatic life. |
| Florida_Swampland Sells Florida swamp land in one-inch quantities. |
| Fun_Express Offering a wide variety of toys, novelty party supplies, and giftware. |
| Fun_for_All Unique selection of pranks, gags, novelty and toys. |
| Fun_Shop Sells holiday costumes, masks, and props for children, pets and adults. Lava lamps, Beanie babies, lifesize standups, and gag gifts. |
| Gifts_for_Geezers Specializing in special event gags such as retirement, and landmark birthdays. |
| GreatFakes_com Featuring pop culture toys, tiki mugs, fake ice and food. |
| Hammacher_Schlemmer Offers a wide collection of products available around the world. |
| Herbko_International_Incorporated Crossword puzzles, games, psychic balls, singing cake plates, and musical guitars. |
| Highland_Games Hand-made wood and fabric toys, tricks, puzzles and flexagons. |
| J_and_J_Ventures Nostalgic products for everyone. |
| Johnson-Smith Offers wacky, bizarre novelties and unique merchandise. |
| The_Joke_Shop Offering jokes, pranks, tricks, costumes and wigs. UK shop delivers worldwide. |
| Lighter_Side Offers collectibles like Betty Boop and Elvis, nostalgia, humorous t-shirts, party stuff. |
| Mables Sells cocktail accessories, novelty kits, candy cigarettes and a wide variety of fun party gifts. |
| Magic_Tricks_and_Pub_Games Offers magic tricks and a range of board and dice games. |
| Magnum_12 Offering rubber band guns. |
| Make_Big_Bunches_of_Bubbles Offering a hand-crafted bubble wand set, including tray and tip sheet. |
| Memory_Makers Novelty computer keys at discount prices. |
| My_Freaky_Family Offers bean bag chairs, lava lamps, neon signs, kitchen gadgets, home spa and gift baskets. |
| My-Own-Beach Specializes in making beachfront obtainable to everyone. |
| Neon_Art Offers neon art, furniture, and hats. |
| NetWanga_Voodoo_Bags NetWanga uses powerful voodoo spells to protect your computer and network from Y2K evil. |
| Novelty_House Toy and novelty wholesaler specializes in party favors, play toys, prizes, and supplies for carnival games, children's birthday parties, and school events. |
| Off_The_Deep_End Offers 1940's and 50's styled aloha shirts, flamingos, housewares, cooking sauces and other unusual things. |
| Office_Playground Offers office and desk toys, stress balls and executive toys for the office. |
| Otherland_Toys Sells remote controlled cars, ships, airships, aeroplanes, and robots. |
| OvertheHillGifts_com Gifts for over-the-hill, middle-aged baby boomers, including 40th, 50th, 60th birthdays and other milestone birthday gift ideas. |
| Parasite_Pals_Super_Fun_Site Products featuring Dig Dig Head Louse, Tickles Tapeworm, Blinky Eyelash Mite and Zzeezz Bedbug who all live on their friend, Holly Hostess. Animated flash cartoons, games, and Japanese style kawaii pr |
| Party_Scratchers Offers lotto-style party games for baby showers, bridal showers, and bachelorette parties. |
| PlanetGiggle_com Sells gift boxes, wristbands, treasure bags and chokers. Buy a bag of Chinese stones for good luck. |
| Plaza_Q Online distribution of Pucca, Mashimaro, Orange Story, Morning Glory, Sanrio toys and novelty jewelry. |
| PopCultureSpot_com Retailer of rubber ducks, bobble heads, bumper stickers, iron-on patches, and pins. |
| Possibilities Features unique gifts, including Curious George and Dr. Seuss items. |
| Putty_World Adult-sized chunks of silly putty for sale in various colors. Also has tricks, articles, sculptures, FAQ and pictures. |
| Quirkle_com High-tech toys and gadgets. Currently offering a precision machined metal top that spins for several minutes, a set of neodynum magnets, and a computer-designed sliding block puzzle. |
| Rhode_Island_Novelty Includes balloons, games, electronics, costumes, and party supplies. |
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